Ahh, lucky... so many people can’t see thorough their hair that well. I have this one bang that just won’t stay in place any more. Every time I flick it back it just falls back into my face and it gets really annoying when it’s in front of my eye.

[And, as if he was proving some sort of point, does Phoenix reach up and casually flick at the one piece of hair dangling in front of his face.]

Maybe it’s a sign that I’m getting old.

Do you think when I’m an old man all my bangs won’t stay up any more? Maybe I’ll lose my spikiness...

Feels like some sort of... what was the word again? Meta... right. A metaphor—aaacHHOOO!!!

[And with that he sneezed out, accidentally causing his nose to bleed in the process. Really he was not a pretty sight to look at at all in this state.]