( closed ) so give me something i can hold

[regives]

Who: Leanne (regives) & various!
What: A general catch-all for both event and nonevent related threads.
When: Throughout November.
Where: In various locations around Wyver.
Warning(s): someone's gonna strip but hopefully that's all that happens...


( as stated this is a closed, catch-all log for what i have planned for leanne. however i am still open for plotting and you're free to contact me through a private message or by sending me a pp at vongaribaldi! starters and such will be in the comment section below. c: )

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[lifespanned]

What?!

[ UH? ]

Leanne!! You've been having a romance like this and you didn't even let us in on it?! [ WHAT ARE SHE AND JUVIA, CHOPPED LIVER???? Though she has to admit Eugene is a wack name. Especially since it's one she won't forget if he breaks Leanne's heart!! ] Well, tell us about him!

[ bc theyre about to be judge jury and executioner if necessary ]

[regives]

[ THEY COULD BE HER GIRLFRIENDS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THEY'RE ALL MEETING THE HETERO AGENDA. ]

It's not a romance! We just hang out a lot! [ And she gets reminded of him when she looks at the stars!? And she wants him to eat her cooking!? And maybe she wants to hold his frickin' hand but that's just all her!!! ] I met him when we first landed... he nearly knocked me over because he wanted to showboat his tent making skills, but his face was all bruised and bloodied so I patched him up.

[ That doesn't sound... appealing... at all...

And by her face she obviously recognizes that. If anything she's surprised that Misa and Juvia aren't already shaking their heads with disagreement (or maybe they are and she's ready to defend the wove of her wife). ]

But he's really nice and thoughtful. He's a little impulsive and does dumb stuff but I want to protect him...

[lacuscular]

[ It truly doesn't sound appealing at all, but Juvia wants to give this man the benefit of the doubt. The doubt that he's kind of dumb. Not that she says it out loud. She reaches out for Misa's arm, huddling next to her as she begins to judge everything Leanne has told them. ]

What does he look like?

[lifespanned]

Yeah, we have to see him before anything else!!

[ Sorry but looks do mean something. They simply just can't have Leanne dating below a 5... it just doesn't work that way. And she has to show Leanne and Juvia the sweet pics of Light she got on her phone from the last time she went to Stasis. ]

I need to be able to picture him to know if he's a good match for you.

[ because she and juvia are clearly certified match makers ]

[regives]

He looks like... [ A tall, strong blonde man? ] A sheep.

[ NO THAT'S WEIRD. ]

He's a tall guy, blonde hair and green eyes... The reason I said he looks like a sheep is because his hair is curly and has a lot of volume! [ She's kinda avoiding the fact that he's got weird Martian teeth despite it being another cute thing she likes about him. ]

I'll introduce you two to him one day. He's a really nice and reliable guy, I'm sure you'll guys would get along well!

[lacuscular]

[ a sheep

Juvia is about to criticize Leanne in her weird taste in men (maybe animals?) before she elaborates. Juvia sends a knowing look towards Misa's way, trying to communicate that while he may seem Nice and Reliable, he could very well be every girls worst nightmare beneath those pretty eyes. ]

Message him, so we can arrange a meeting for all of us.

[lifespanned]

[ In her mind shes like yea that's cool and everything but he's probably nowhere near Light's level. ]

Yeah, we're your friends, so he has to meet us. [ To know that she and Juvia Mean Business. And any guy that can't stand his girlfriend's friends is not a good match for them. So she returns Juvia's knowing glance, since they're clearly the experts in possessive love here. ] Sheep are cute for the farm, but shouldn't someone who dates Leanne be kind of cool?

[ Light reminded her of... a deer, or an owl. Something elegant and most definitely not a farm animal. ]