Well, there's certainly no denying that.

[He says in a tone that would very clearly include a condescending headpat if he were a man right now.]

I have confidence that you would be able to escape if the need arose, but still... how about a little insurance policy, just in case? I can't exactly use a phone while I'm like this, so we won't be able to stay in contact while separated.

But I can teach you a spell that will call me to your side instantly should you find yourself in danger.