woof sightings — catchall.
Who: bigby wolf (
puffing) & various suckers and fools.
When: january stuff. don't make me pick out specific dates.
Where: wyver, more specifically the undergrowth. other places probably.
Warning(s): uhhh bigby goes wolf in a couple scenarios. he's naked in another. that's about all i can think of.
one — wanted deador alive (wyver).
When: january stuff. don't make me pick out specific dates.
Where: wyver, more specifically the undergrowth. other places probably.
Warning(s): uhhh bigby goes wolf in a couple scenarios. he's naked in another. that's about all i can think of.
one — wanted dead
Goddamned, motherfucking assholes—two — prowling in the woods (the undergrowth).
[ if you're walking by and hearing a slew of curse words, sorry. you may or may not realize it's a familiar voice, or you may just be curious as to why someone is getting so angry in an alleyway by one's lonesome. whether you just take a peek or stand and watch, you'll notice one Bigby Wolf standing at the wall, looking mighty unhappy as he studies a piece of paper on said wall. several pieces of papers, all saying the same thing. WANTED: DEADLY BEAST. 1000 SILVER DEAD, 0 SILVER ALIVE. like, first off? why add the comment about being worth nothing alive? that's low.
it might be hard to realize why he's looking especially pissed off, but it is because the wanted poster is for him. there's a drawn picture of a large wolf, purposely intimidating to instill fear to the citizens of Wyver. there's a bit of internal humor when he realizes he looks far more scary in real life, but that's neither here nor there. the assumption that he could get away with moonlighting in his wolf form has brought consequences, and now he has to deal with something he had hoped to have left back home. ]
—trying to make fucking money off of me. Dare them to fucking try—
[ riiiip, that's one poster pulled off. the next is literally shredded with a hand clawing at it. that's not making a scene at all. ]
[ apparently he doesn't know how to learn. even if the wanted posters should be scaring Bigby away from traversing the forest as a wolf, they don't. he's dealt with wanted posters throughout many centuries, and it is almost oddly nostalgic to deal with them again. no longer being a member of law enforcement means he has to find other ways to make a living, and considering he doesn't see himself working as a legitimate guard or serving at a cafe... he's forced to color outside the lines.three — nursing wounds (undergrowth).
it started with a one-time errand. a neighbor of his had asked for hides of a specific animal that lived far out in the depths of the woods, too dangerous for them to travel but important enough to offer money as a reward. Bigby stubbornly accepted originally, but after dealing with the thrill of the hunt for the first time in a long time, he had an itch that couldn't quite get scratched. he pocketed the silver from the first run, declining to answer just how he got to the woods and back within a day's time. no one needed to really know just how efficient of a hunter he is.
you could be following intel on where the beast of the wanted posters has been seen, or maybe you're out in the woods for your own personal gain. or maybe you're just unfortunate enough to be stranded out there for an oversized wolf to cross paths with you. regardless, it's night and it is dark. the only lighting that is provided is from the moon(s? are there multiple moons, i forget) in the sky. there's no real indication of Bigby's presence until it's far too late. what sounds initially like twigs cracking is actually entire logs or tree trunks, and what you might think is howling wind is actually him dashing several yards at a time. some pretty creepy stuff to hear at night, man.
if your eyes are trained or you have the proper equipment, you might be able to spot him before he spots you. you can try and hunt the hunter if you'd like, or you can run like hell. there's a better possibility that he has found you first, however, and in that case? the hot temperature of the Undergrowth grows even hotter when it's his breath gusting down onto your shoulders. hi. meet Bigby Woof, with his piercing yellow eyes. at least he isn't bearing his teeth. yet. ]
[ every dog has their day, though. maybe Bigby got too cocky or comfortable in his form, scaring people out of the woods like the good old days. all it takes is an experienced trapper to take time avoiding an outright confrontation with Bigby, to learn his routes and what he is familiar with doing during his multiple tours in and out of the woods. whether the trap was activated by a complicated, multi-part trigger or something that can only be magic, it happens. Bigby is caught and he is just about as happy about it as one would expect.four — wildcard me!
the worst part is that the trap is far from large enough to fit his form as a wolf. as much as he would prefer to break out, the bars are made of silver and simply contacting them causes incredible amounts of pain and discomfort. while he could manage to suffer through back at home, the dampening of his powers makes for more inconvenience than he would like to deal with. what does this mean? well. it means he is naked, for starts. and on all fours, confined and scrunched up in a position that is all too revealing and awkward than he is normally used to. he's growling. he's upset. he's embarrassed. it might possibly be the worst time to run into Bigby if he ever, in fact, gets out.
but that booty tho. ]
( specific starters for people will be down below if anything comes up. hit me with something different if you want Bigby in one of the various quests. or plot w/ me atsustain if you'd like! i apologize for Bigby being Bigby. )

two;
Rosalind is, at least, in a somewhat better mood than she was all those weeks ago when she turned up on Bigby's doorstep. It helps that she chose to enter the undergrowth willingly, instead of crashing a bloody spaceship and having to hike her way back like she's starring in a Daniel-fucking-Boone story.
No, instead she's out here on her own, gathering materials for her own purposes. Sensitive nose that he has, he might just be able to smell how acidic the plants she's gathering really are. She's using gloves, storing each sample carefully in individual jars. She's got quite the collection going, all of them stacked neatly in her rucksack. She's only halfway through her journey, though the sun has long since set-- but hey, what does she care that it's dark? She's a lantern and the ability to teleport. Ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties are going to have to try a bit harder if they want to scare her off.
Though she has been hearing a persistent sort of noise. A crackling, splintering thing, racing through the undergrowth here and there. It sounds big-- or it had sounded big, anyway. It had faded off a few minutes ago, and Rosalind had let it slip from her mind. So long as the creature didn't come near her, she was content.
So. Back to finding some seriously poisonous plants, and she's humming in satisfaction to herself when she feels--
--heat, damp and hot, exhaling harshly against the back of her neck. It's rhythmic and gusting, and without moving an inch she knows there's something enormous behind her. She glances down, moving only her eyes, but she can't see anything in her peripheral vision. All she can do is hear it, breathing heavily behind her. It's likely puzzled by her; she can't imagine it meets many humans, especially not out here.
So.
So. What to do. What to do when there's a (likely) carnivorous creature behind you. Teleport? Ah, but if it's so large, it'll just chase her; she can't dart very far, after all, and she doesn't want to encourage it into a frenzy of aggression and adrenaline. Perhaps she can confuse it, though, by teleporting one way and then heading in the opposite direction . . . mm, but she doesn't want to startle it into snapping its jaws. She isn't certain about how quickly she can disappear, and she'd rather not risk it.
So. So she rises, slowly and with exaggerated care, turning to face the creature.]
Oh . . .
[Oh, boy. Oh, god, but that's big.]
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truth be told, he's familiar enough with her scent that he's noticed her presence for some time. there would never be an admittance from him as to why he kept distance between the both of them until this current encounter. the initial idea had been to make sure she doesn't find herself in a situation she can't just teleport out of. a situation kind of like this one.
the only reason he's decided to make an appearance is because he's a sadist. probably. Bigby knows how badly she's wanted to see his other forms, so she'll benefit from this knowledge. probably. he can only imagine that she may be the slightest bit nervous from sensing the presence of something ten times her size behind her. they'll laugh about this down the line. or maybe it'll just be him that laughs. doesn't matter. ]
Awoo.
[ yes, he's big and that's his name so don't wear it out. yes, that's Bigby's voice, faking a howl in the most deadpan voice possible. and yes, he's staring down at Rosalind with solid white eyes. at least he isn't bearing teeth. he isn't trying to send the woman into the panic. ]
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[It's something she says automatically, a polite reaction drilled into her since childhood, coming from her hindbrain to her mouth with absolutely no input from the front of her mind. I beg your pardon, she says, because her thoughts have absolutely fled her, replaced by a white-hot feeling of confusion and shock, all underscored with the strange, unfamiliar taste of not knowing what's happening.
When was the last time she didn't instantly understand something? But perhaps she can be forgiven. After all, she's never met a talking animal before (Rocket doesn't count; Rocket is-- is unbelievably odd and strange and also as high as her knee, a distinction which is vitally important in the here and now). It's just that this one is actually saying a howl, his lips moving and his voice deep and low, and that's somehow worse than if he'd snarled and snapped and growled. It's just that he's so bloody big, so utterly enormous; forget those teeth (and boy, she wishes she hadn't seen that flash of white as his mouth had moved, because it's rather hard to forget those teeth), he could kill her with one swipe of his paw.
Forgive the lag. Even Rosalind can't connect the dots so quickly when she sees Bigby in his true form.
But eventually, it clicks. Eventually, she places that rough voice. The sarcasm helps, though it's the deadpan stare that emphasizes it.]
. . . Bigby?
[She breathes it out, her eyes wide and her heart thundering in her ears as she stares up at him. How is a wolf worse than a werewolf? she'd asked when they'd first met, and he'd brushed her off in his usual snappish fashion. He could have just said. He could have just told her, Jesus, Ros, because it's fucking enormous, that wouldn't have been so hard.
Yes, though. She knows it as soon as she says it, yes, that's him, and she takes a step forward. It's almost a stumble, but she has better control of herself than that. And just as she had when they first met, she reaches for him, eager to get her hands on this new development.
It's a bit harder this time around, of course. He is, as the narration has mentioned, enormous. But she lifts her arms, flapping her hands in a familiar gesture: come here.]
Good god, how on earth are you-- you're so big, you must be at least fifteen times your usual size. Where the hell do you store all that mass-- come here, I want to get a closer look at you.
[Here they come: the questions.]
My god . . . I can't imagine your metabolism right now, you must be burning through an enormous amount of calories if that was you I've been hearing roaming around. You must eat an enormous amount . . . or do you simply wait until you've transformed back? But that wouldn't solve the problem of burned energy . . . are your senses better-- well, they must be, I can't imagine they aren't--
[Stop her.]
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perhaps he shouldn't have been prowling the woods and making a name for himself on wanted posters. whatever. some habits die hard. ]
Rosa— Rosalind. Hey. Remember how you asked me not to tell you to shut up?
[ when he says that, he wonders if she's going to just take that as a coy way of him asking her to shut up. whatever. Rosalind is asking way too many questions for him and he's got half a mind to blow a sharp gust of wind just to push her back and let her focus on that. he's playing nice, however, instead remaining completely still even as she jumps right into a more comfortable state, so much so that she is actually waving him forward. even Snow White would hesitate to ask the Big Bad Wolf to get closer when he is like this. what the hell is wrong with this woman. ]
Why the fuck are you out here. —Again.
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i still can't believe you wrote out this whole story
i don't know what you expected
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it begins
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now the question is, does he remember her? not that it will surprise a2 if he doesn't. it isn't like she says anything worth remembering half the time. ]
Is that supposed to be you? You look nothing alike.
[ the android raises an eyebrow and tilts her head, looking at bigby and then the scraps left of the poster. ones a beast, it looks like a dog of some sort and the other is a very tall name. she isn't able to connect the two.
yet. ]
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sorry if it doesn't seem like he's too pleased to run into her in person right now. ]
What? [ there's an immediate glare in her direction before he has to look back at the poster to realize what she's asking. Bigby forgets for a moment that there's no immediate connection between the two. he also realizes he's just thrown himself under the bus. ] —Fuck. No. That's not supposed to be me. I just think it's a shitty drawing is all.
[ is that a good enough lie or no. ]
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My second guess would have been they stole your work as you mentioned them making money off of you. Yet, you claim for it to be neither.
[ she pushes her brows together, even crossing her arms. it looks like a2 is going to be debating on if the lie is good enough or not. ] That's false. I'm not the smartest out here, but I'm not stupid. [ because there's no reason for him to get mad if it was just a bad drawing.
but, she doesn't understand how that is him. ]
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No one's calling you stupid. What the fuck. Why's it matter to you, anyway? Planning on hunting this— [ he brings the piece of paper up in the air and points out the drawing of him. ] —or something?
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Zero silver alive? [He snorts.] Man, in all my days of chasin' bounties, I ain't ever seen anyone be that specific.
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[ OF ALL GODDAMN TIMES, too. cue Bigby growling even more as he rips the poster from Rocket's little paws. no one said you can have that. ]
Chasing bounties? If anything, I would have expected your mug to be on the wall again. Not... this.
[ this being him. maybe Rocket doesn't know that, though. hopefully. ]
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[He couldn't possibly sound more smug if he tried. Face it, Bigby. He is aware that you don't seem all that fond of his ways and means and his... essential Rocket-ness, and that makes these lovely conversations amusing.]
Chasin' bounties does not preclude bein' a bounty. It's a pretty intense business, but so far I've kept my nose clean. As opposed to whatever dumb animal that thing is.
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that makes all of this infinitely more frustrating. ]
And how does that work out for you? The "chasing bounties with a bounty on your head" thing.
[ might as well take advice from a talking raccoon. he appears to be rather successful at staying alive, after all. ]
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Well, he'd done far worse than stay up for a full night.
It happened when he was looking for a tree to climb. Figuring out it would be safer there to catch a quick nap and maybe see if he could find an easier path out, the sound of cracking twigs was brief but enough to make him turn as the wind blew around him.
And then there was a wolf. No...something bigger than a wolf. The air around him was much warmer than before from the beast's breathing. Sword at his side, he knew it could be really easy to become nothing more than a creature's lunch. Inwardly, he was panicking, but he tried to keep a cool head as he glared back at it, make sure it wouldn't leave his gaze.]
...
[Then the strangest light source manifested itself in his right hand, a bluish flame formed into a spinning card. He kept it there, as if waiting to see how this would turn out.
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this is the kid that couldn't handle his beer, though. he can't help but imagine how he will fare with a gigantic beast, and Bigby is already starting to feel bad about pursuing this avenue of entertainment. it doesn't take long to realize he is actually armed, however, and there's a trump card in the literal form of a card that also appears. huh. Bigby doesn't budge, but he does tilt his head slightly in perplexion, as if wanting to know if that card could actually do some damage to him.
he's half curious to do something scary to find out, but he has to remind himself that he doesn't heal as well as he did back home. there's a noise that comes from the wolf that is more akin to a human sigh than anything bestial. ]
Looking to give me a paper cut with that or what.
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No...I don't think that would work...Izangi!
[His hand moved upwards, to finish what he had started. As the card was crushed, brief gusts of wind manifested in all directions, as the bluish flames danced under him, exploded and reformed into a gigantic creature with glowing yellow eyes. It floated in the air, or almost seemed to with bladed feet and a blade that was much more impressive than the sorry, excuse-for-a-sword that Yu had.
Regardless, if the other made a sudden move, at least he'd be able to defend himself more successfully.]
Do you talk to everyone who visits the woods at night?
[The more there is conversation, the less he has to worry about being mauled or eaten.]
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[ it's hard to see the face of a wolf change for better or worse, but there's certainly movement in Bigby's when he watches the sudden summon take place before him. he's seen this kind of magic many times before, but never quite to this extent. their sizes are almost identical, except one is on all fours while the other is standing. he doesn't really feel the need to stand as if this is some kind of competition, so he merely sniffs any scent that Izanagi may have.
there probably isn't much of one. who would have thought. ]
Nice party trick. And no. I usually don't like making myself known.
[ except Yu had been traveling these woods for some time and it would have been inevitable for them to run into one another sooner or later. ]
Is he a guardian spirit or something?
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But, Lavellan had a far deeper respect for nature like many Dalish. He wasn't about to wipe this creature off the face of the earth until he figured out it's true nature.
He steps through the brush of the wood when he hears the signature growling of a wolf , but the pitch and sound of it was much deeper than any wolf he heard. He steps closer, and closer to the sound, his footsteps not as quiet as they could be when he finally breaks the tree line.
It was hard not to notice this even from behind trees. A glittering silver cage and trapped within was a very upset looking animal. The elf's eyes lay upon it, his face expressionless as he walks towards it with his staff in hand. A part of him is fearful at the sheer size of the thing, only in his imaginings did he picture such a beast as the form of Fen'Harel; the betrayer god of the elves. But, it would do him no good to look afraid now. Animals could sense fear.
Finally, he stops a good fifteen feet from the cage as he just examines it and the creature slowly. Finally, he speaks but it's mostly to himself; ]
Hm, I'm surprised that such a gaudy thing worked out here in the wilds. Doesn't even match the green of the surrounding.
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when he begins to point out how shocking it is to find something actually trapped within a large, silver case, he'll be met with a fierce growl. yes, he understands your words. so much so that he's going to butt his head up against one of the bars stubbornly, resisting the immense discomfort that comes with it. ]
Why don't you insult me a little further while you're at it. I'll be happy to give you my thanks the moment I get out of this fucking thing.
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So, this definitely was not a normal wolf. In fact, it reminded him of the story of the Hero of Ferelden. Didn't they encounter talking wolves when they were trying to win a Dalish clan's alliance? Werewolves? Hadn't they been mauling and turning the elves? Only because they were cursed and wanted it removed from the Keeper who caused it?
Was this a similar case? Had this creature been doing the same thing to people? He's not sure but finally the startled look turns back to something more neutral and suspicious. ]
And how would you thank me, wolf? [ He's not accusing this creature of anything, but he may as well ask. There's a moment he circles the cage as he examines it further before he continues. ]
But, I'm curious; what did you do to earn the bounty on your head? [ All said like he's asking a friend how their day went. ]
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Don't tell me we're going to have to get a leash for you. You could have had some fun with your clothes on, tough guy. But, the view —
[ She squints, trying not to laugh. ]
How much they charging for your bail?
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—God fucking dammit.
[ fuuuck. why is she even out here right now? he should be happy that she is, because at least she's seen his ass bare before, and she has also been provided a decent idea of what he is capable of and why he would even be in a cage. the worst part is that he can't even wiggle or move around to try and cover himself up. he can only reach back with his leg and kick the bar that she taps her lance against mockingly. ]
Hardy har har. Eat this shit up while you can, then get me the fuck out of here. I don't want you to screw around right now.
[ except they both know she is going to screw around. damn this woman. ]
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I'm sure there's a story around what happened here — and trust me, I'm going to require full disclosure of what that was — but let's get you out of there, alright?
[ She won't be too thrilled to cut the bullshit and not tease him until he beats the bars himself, but she plays nice. For once. ]
Jeez, keep the attitude down a notch. Give me a sec, alright?
[ And she's off to the front of the cage, kneeling to see if there was an easy lever to undo — no such luck. Looks like magic sealed it up nicely but she has to motion for him to pull back — and with a sudden crack her lance impacts the cage and the front "door" falls forward, allowing him the exit he wanted so badly.
Of course, she wouldn't kneel down to help him — there's something about the bars that make her uneasy now. ]
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So it is with much surprise to see him angry at a picture of a...giant dog? Wolf? She'd expected him to be facing off with someone in a fight, more than ready to jump in with a flourish to show off. Instead she watches him from a far enough distance, hears him mutter and rip the poster to the ground. She's careful to approach, picking the discarded paper up with a pondering rumble of her throat in response as she looks it over.]
Most people like to bring what they want found back alive, usually for bragging rights. This sounds like either a petty hit or someone really has it out for whatever this is. [She looks up with a bit of a crooked grin, looking like she was simply calling the poster out for what it is and not semi-accidentally eavesdropping. That's been her downfall so far since she'd come to Wyver after all, and she doesn't want to make it a thing of it. Especially not with as pissed off as Bigby seems to be.] That's some poster though. Is it a pet of yours? They go after the wrong person or something?
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[ that's Bigby's immediate response, no thinking or preparation in his words beforehand, upon realizing he has summoned Isabela's curiosity with his antics. having her see him get angry is no big deal whatsoever, because that is primarily his emotion a good majority of the time and she's run into him during extremely fortunate circumstances beforehand. the problem is that he has to now explain why he is so upset about something that should have no apparent connection to him.
he's left grumbling underneath his breath for a moment as she studies the contents of the poster, pulling one more off and shredding it to pieces with his hands. clearly something he should have thought to done from the first place, just so there would be no evidence left behind. ]
Fucker has it out for wildlife, obviously. Probably likes to set dogs and cats on fire just to hear them scream.
[ or maybe because the wolf in question is the size of a house and there is no reason anyone should not be scared about its existence. ]
N... yes. —No. Not exactly. Ugh. That's a loaded question, Isabela.
[ she wouldn't know to be flattered right now, but she should be. this is when he would tell a good majority of people to fuck off and not ask shit that didn't pertain them. ]
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[A smirk. It was too easy with the last time she'd seen him not to take the bait and say something.]
I had a guess with the lack of a reward for leaving it alive. Not often you see wanted posters for animals instead of people after all.
[She laughs a little, crossing her arms as she studies him completely destroying the rest of the posters around them. Something about them has definitely hit a nerve, and she's at a loss to figure out what exactly is the deal that has Bigby so pissed off. It's a bit of a wonder though, because the times they'd run into each other didn't really give time to talk about pets or any wild animals he could have had, but something of that size would have definitely come up somehow.
She considers him, takes note of the familiar lines of irritation in his face, the rumble of a growl under his breath that she fondly recalls. Something clearly is up, connected between him and the beast pictured in the torn picture in her hands. It's an open, curious look on her face when she looks his way. Most people would probably be expected to be afraid or concerned of seeing a wanted poster for such a large beast, but she's seen far worse that she's far from nervous.]
It's certainly unexpected to ask, but I'm not one to judge. What's it's relation to you then?
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