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Who: John Sheppard & Ianto Jones
What: I Held My Tongue For Like 30 Minutes What More Do You Want?
When: Backdated to the, 24th/25th of May?
Where: Leaving main Wyver for Khalo
Warning(s): Weird Tension, fyrra use
John's best lead for the whole thing is going to be Khalo, but they can at least meander through the main hub first so Ianto can get a drink before he collapses on the floor. He can explain it once Ianto is a little more alert. John is benevolent enough to suggest this without letting on it's mostly for Ianto's sake, even though they both know it is. It's fine, though, he knows the theoretical timeline they're working on -- and since the the whole altar thing was a bust (probably he should mention that, too) this is more firefighting than anything.
He waves off another kid trying to get suspiciously close to him and his bag, mouths scram as he waits for Ianto to get his drink (which, no doubt, he won't enjoy as much as his own fancy coffee) and skims his phone again. It's heating up enough that his jacket is stowed in his bag, and he eyes Ianto idly wondering if he's put on any sunblock. His own arms are getting browner every minute, and he probably has tan lines.
"So," he says, stowing his phone and squinting up at the sky thoughtfully. Clear so far, it's only going to get hotter then. "Your boyfriend seemed in a good mood."
Ultra smooth. Nailed it.
What: I Held My Tongue For Like 30 Minutes What More Do You Want?
When: Backdated to the, 24th/25th of May?
Where: Leaving main Wyver for Khalo
Warning(s): Weird Tension, fyrra use
John's best lead for the whole thing is going to be Khalo, but they can at least meander through the main hub first so Ianto can get a drink before he collapses on the floor. He can explain it once Ianto is a little more alert. John is benevolent enough to suggest this without letting on it's mostly for Ianto's sake, even though they both know it is. It's fine, though, he knows the theoretical timeline they're working on -- and since the the whole altar thing was a bust (probably he should mention that, too) this is more firefighting than anything.
He waves off another kid trying to get suspiciously close to him and his bag, mouths scram as he waits for Ianto to get his drink (which, no doubt, he won't enjoy as much as his own fancy coffee) and skims his phone again. It's heating up enough that his jacket is stowed in his bag, and he eyes Ianto idly wondering if he's put on any sunblock. His own arms are getting browner every minute, and he probably has tan lines.
"So," he says, stowing his phone and squinting up at the sky thoughtfully. Clear so far, it's only going to get hotter then. "Your boyfriend seemed in a good mood."
Ultra smooth. Nailed it.
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"Look, it's just. Extra incentive to make sure that we get this right, yeah?" he adds, attempting to soften his words. He knows that mentioning the sunblock was probably John's attempt to steer away from the conversation, but he had to get that out. And now that it was...
Ianto bends to unzip his bag, where he's stowed away all the things from the leather shop. Digging for a moment before producing the bottle of his sunscreen and the leather canteens. "Here," he says, holding one of them out to the other man. "For you. I figure we should probably get these filled somehow as well, yeah? It wouldn't hurt to have more water on hand." He sets his own on the ground next to his bag and begins liberally applying the sunblock to his arms and neck, starting out where he can at least see to get to.
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"Not sure if the running water is safe here," he says after a moment, since it's tropical and doesn't... look like they necessarily have complex sanitation systems here. His eyes rove over the other man a long moment as he applies sunblock, then he drops his back off his shoulders again and begins to put the canteen away -- checks through the rest of the contents and idly pushes up the short sleeves of his t-shirt to check if he's getting bad tan lines.
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He keeps on applying his sunblock the best he can but without being able to see what he’s doing, it is difficult. He does his best to get his face without getting anything in his eyes and he hopes he hasn’t missed anything. The back of his neck is another story and he glances at the other man as he pauses in his struggles.
“Do you need any of this?” he asks, watching as the other man examines his own tan lines. A little jealous of the fact that he doesn’t seem to have to worry about the sun much at all.
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"Put some on this morning," he says, then squints and begins to gesture vaguely. "You've got... streaks."
This is why he offered to put it on for you, Ianto. So you didn't get it everywhere.
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"C'mon then," he says. "If we go at this back and forth of you telling me where and me trying to get it, it's going to take all day, and one coffee only does so much for my patience. You offered to help before, didn't you? Or have I scared you off."
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"Give it here, then."
The sunblock, that is. He begins smoothing out the streaks, carefully trying to make sure he's reasonably covered along his face at least then getting more on his fingers to rub along Ianto's neck and under his hair. Ianto probably goes zero to red pretty quickly, he's not exactly tan to begin with.
"Just so you're aware, t-shirts don't automatically block UV rays. It's better to put this stuff on properly before you get dressed. Especially if you're pale. Also, if your clothing moves or shifts and you haven't applied properly under it you'll get patches."
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"Yes, well," he says, tracking John's movements before glancing away. "I. Was hardly functional this morning, was I?" John had heard Jim's comment about offering him toothpicks to keep his eyes open, that had hardly been an exaggeration, all things considered.
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He turns Ianto's head with a light touch to his jaw, rubbing in some sunblock that's caught in his hair and frowning in concentration.
"If you're going to come fight a dragon with me we can't have you starting the fight burned up already."
That's just too much of a disadvantage when they already have plenty. Be sensible, Ianto. Nobody wants sunburn and nobody wants to have to look after someone with sunburn.
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His eyes dart uncertainly down the little side-street they've found themselves on and then back towards John. Is this entirely appropriate? Well, he supposes it isn't not. It's just sunscreen and it's hot and it's not like there's anyone else about anyway.
"No..." he answers, carefully. "I'd prefer to keep my pain levels to a minimum where I can, it's true..." He's just self-conscious about his body and the thought about undressing even this much in front of anyone else, especially to have them help him on with sunblock no doubt, has him feeling even more so. But John's right, after all. The last thing he needs is sun poisoning because he made too much of a fuss otherwise.
He moves to shrug off his overshirt, glancing aside at the other man, a slight flush coloring his cheeks despite himself because honestly, it's a bit embarrassing. "You can't blame me if we go through all of this and it happens anyway."
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"I won't," he says, "you can blame me for missing a bit. Come on."
T-shirt too, the quicker this gets done the quicker you can put it back on and they can get walking. It's not, by all accounts, a short walk after all.
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Submitting himself to the fact that this is happening, Ianto reaches for the hem of his tshirt and tugs it off and over his head in one go, bunching it nervously in one hand once that's done. From this close up, John will probably notice a pretty nasty burn scar on his upper arm, just inside his right elbow. Healed now but it's been less than two years. There are flecks here and there on his back that may or may not be other scorch marks as well. Torchwood Tower had been burning after all, when Ianto'd managed to make his escape. And he hadn't been able to just run. Not dragging Lisa.
"Oh, I plan to," he gripes, because maybe if he keeps complaining it will keep his mind off of the fact that he's doing this in the first place.
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He takes Ianto's t-shirt off him and slings it over his shoulder on top of the other one, squirts some of the sunscreen into his hand and hands off the bottle to Ianto before beginning to quickly work it over his shoulders.
"Trust me as the person who's been to more hot countries, alright? I'm not doing this just to try and make you uncomfortable."
Since he can tell Ianto is uncomfortable, which isn't terribly surprising. He never came across particularly confident in his own body. John can try and move quickly so it isn't lengthy torture.
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He can feel an uncomfortable silence building between them, and the longer he tries not to be awkward about this the more this one grows. Doing his best not to fidget too much he can't help but turn to glance at the other man over his shoulder. Studying his face as he works. He is standing very close.
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"You want me to do this all myself?" he prompts, and there's a ghost of a smile pulling at his lips he can't quite suppress.
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"Well, you've seen what a job I did on my own before," he replies, as lightly as he can. "Isn't that why you've taken over for me in the first place? You know, so I could blame you for any mistakes that were to happen and we could both feel better about it."
He shifts to toss the quirk of a cheeky smile over his shoulder at the other man in turn.
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He squeezes Ianto's shoulders gently, moves back in front of him to take back the sunblock and gets a little more onto his hands again before passing it back.
"But, you should still do some of this yourself before I'm reported for sexually harassing a fellow council worker with sunscreen. C'mon, before we take so long you burn anyway."
Stepping back behind him he rubs the rest of what he has into Ianto's back, trying to keep it reasonably even and his hands from lingering too long in any one place.
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Ianto is aware of every press of the other man's fingers against his skin and the fact that he really doesn't mind it so much at all, when it comes down to that. He clears his throat awkwardly and puts more on his hands as well, making sure that his chest will be covered in case the collar of his shirt shifts before he caps the bottle and tosses it back towards his bag. Trying not to think about the fact that he's going to need to put more on a few hours later.
"Right, well," he says, obviously feeling a bit awkward -- there's no way of hiding it, why bother. Please give him his clothes back, John. "That's... Done for now, I suppose. Though I'm coming to think that it wouldn't be a terrible idea to invest in a parasol, if we should happen by one." No need to worry about his dignity, look what he's done to it already.
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He swipes a last stripe of sunscreen from Ianto's jaw before holding his t-shirt back out to him, eyes scanning him idly for any other patches he might have missed.
"Better put this back on before I faint. Have you ever had sunburn before?"
Since you're always more likely to burn in the same place. He waits until Ianto has managed to pull the t-shirt on, holds out his over-shirt afterwards then snags up his bag once both his hands are free again.
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He throws the other man a look at the fainting comment, which he hopes hides some of the color that has managed to sneak its way onto his face. "If that's a comment about your delicate sensibilities..." he mutters, as he pulls the fabric up and over his head. Grateful to have it back to hide behind. Wishing it weren't so hot in this bloody city so that he could put his full suit on and hide behind that as well.
He takes his over-shirt back from John as well, shrugging it on and doing up some of the buttons so that it's not just hanging off of him, fussing with his clothes before he turns back to the other man at last. "Have I ever had a sunburn before," he repeats. "Is that a trick question. Any part of me that's seen the sun for more than fifteen minutes unguarded has had a sunburn before."
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He hooks his bag up onto his shoulders and smooths out his t-shirt, pulling down his sunglasses and squinting around at the area.
"And I'm very sensitive, thank you."
Halfway true, though he definitely hides it better than Ianto. John has a whole lot of muddled emotions, they're just securely forced into a high pressure container and locked away.
"Come on, let's find you a hat and get moving. I can tell you all about the fun we're going to have on the way."
The 'fun', it turns out, is the way you get to Khalo. There's some weird local magic, John explains conversationally, which it seems can only be overcome by smoking something called fyrra. Fyrra sounds suspiciously like a familiar earth-based herb to John, but he doesn't seem overall too worried about it. He's got some food and water packed, all non-perishable stuff and water from sealed containers in case the local stuff isn't clean. It'll likely take longer than a day to get there but he has some camping stuff they can use, not quite as fancy as the carriage but enough to keep them clean and dry.
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He turns to throw a sideways glance at the other man at the explanation of the fyrra. If Jim had known about that part, he'd certainly left it out. Not that Ianto has any particular issues with drug use, but it certainly has him raising an eyebrow.
"You're saying that the only way in is to expose ourselves to potentially mind-altering substances,” he repeats, making certain that he understands this right.
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John is, on the surface at least, pretty relaxed about it. He is, however, aware that Ianto may well not be. Not only because there's a chance he's either never gotten high before or had a bad reaction, but also because he may just be generally uneasy about being high around him.
"If you want to back out," he adds, "I'm fine going in alone and reporting back."
No judgement. John gets it, not everyone enjoys the weird out of control feeling. If Ianto is just going to feel weird then it's not a good time for anyone.
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"I'll manage," he reassures instead, turning back to glance at the path in front of them as they walk together, hooking his fingers in the straps of his bag as he does. "I did go to university, you know. It's hardly my first foray." Perhaps not with fyrra itself, but. He's pretty sure that John gets the picture.