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Clark Kent ([personal profile] apricitous) wrote in [community profile] nysalogs2018-01-12 07:20 am

January catch-all

Who: Clark Kent ([personal profile] apricitous) & you!
What: Catch-All and some concern about the state of things
When: January
Where: largely Wyver
Warning(s): none so far


[ scouting for reporters | wyver | open]
[ While Clark's put up his message, he's also putting up a few flyers around town with the same basic content; while his focus is the refugee population, just for ease of communication, he's not opposed should any locals show any interest in helping. He obviously can't offer any money since it's not a business as of yet per se or anything but... if you see him, feel free to ask about it. ]

[deserters | outside of the city | open ]
[ There are things Clark can't do, but there are also things he can do, things that he can't not do when it comes right down to it... and one of those things is look out for people. Especially people who are desperately trying to avoid a conflict.

Clark goes there first, asks what they need, and at first he uses some of the funds from his dragon bounty, what was still there. It's after Christmas, so it was a little more scant than he'd like, but he makes up for it by eating less, sitting in the sun more; he'll cook portions for Jessica the same as usual but he can make do himself. Eventually, he does have to ask for money, but he'll run into the city and bring back just about anything. He's also taken to spending the occasional afternoon out there, though, patrolling from the sky or ground to take care of any natural threats that might be stalking the smaller settlements just in case... ]


[ home | wyver | open ]
[ If you happen to come by their house, you'll find Clark at one of three activities: attempting to write something on the current Wyver-Olympia conflict, trying to figure out how he can better siphon some of his paycheck into supplies, cooking the occasional bit of food, and working from a particular book given to him for Christmas as a present, muttering to himself in a strange language that your character almost certainly isn't familiar with. ]
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[She stopped pouring, turning to look at him over her shoulder with a little brow raise of incredulity.]

You're kidding me, right? You're an alien flower-boy? Oh, wow. You just keep coming up with new surprises. You don't lay eggs or anything, do you? I'm not going to start sprouting leaves or petals in uncomfortable places with your 'seed' in me, am I?

[Teasing, mostly, but she hadn't really given any thought to the fact that he wasn't actually human and they'd been doing a lot of... things.

Bringing the glasses over, bottle tucked under her arm, she handed him one and went to sit in 'her' chair.]


So what's the book about? How to care for your Clark-garden?
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Which led me to believe your 'people' had sucked all the joy out of their lives and no longer had sex because it served no purpose. I'm infinitely glad you didn't follow that path. Sex away, Sunflower.

[Yep. That was a new nickname. Deal with it.]

How the hell does Alan have a book on a language of your people.

[Pause.]

Wait, is he... he's not like you too, is he? Though... he does seem to fit the sexless alien motif better than you.
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure about that? I mean, about him not being sexless. I can't imagine him making an 'o' face. Or having sex that wasn't completely clinical. 'This goes there. Now you move. That's it. Okay. We're done.'

[She snorted a laugh to herself, sipping her drink. Razzing on Alan was just one of the fun parts of her day. Come on, Clark. The guy had it coming.

But the mention of his book had her craning her head to try to look at it.]


So what's it say? What's that? It looks like a... what, S? S L U... Slut? Are you reading Kryptonian porn?
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excuse the look, Clark. But then, she shrugs and goes back to trying to lean over onto the couch to read what he's reading.]

Guess that's why I think he's a prick.

So... your people were the equivalent of the Japanese enjoying some sushi. Got it. Which brings me back to my point of your diet needing to be seen to, Daisy. You need to eat. You can either have whatever you left in the fridge for me, you can run the risk of my attempting to cook and seeing if you can survive it, or I can get some takeout. But you're eating. Don't make me be the responsible one, Clark. I'm shit at it.
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Gay men don't like bitches unless they're their bitches -- or that's what Jessica had learned in her brief stint with hanging around one of Trish's ex assistants. And she would now assume that Alan was gay.

She went to say something, then started to slip off the chair, catching herself with that growingly convenient floating of hers. Setting herself right, she took a larger sip, then set her glass on the table.]


Were you that engrossed in your seaweed? I put money in the jar, Daisy dukes. That's the whole share and share alike funds, right? So there's money for food. And I didn't exactly spend all of it on alcohol this time, so...

[So shut up, Clark.]

I'm calling for takeout. What do you want? That roasted meat place? Or that weird one with the smoking sauce?
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Be picky. I could spend the night getting all my vitamins from this bottle and your--

[She bit her lip, clearing her throat and looking back down at her phone.]

This is for you, Clark. Take five minutes to think about it, let me order, and let me pay. If that's the least I can do around here when you practically babysit me, the shut up and let me do it.

Asshole.
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly. I'm used to existing on fumes. I've gone a life time of not taking care of myself. You, on the other hand, are a poster boy for 'milk does a body good'.

[She finished her drink as she jotted in the number, eyeing the bottle and wishing she had more hands.]

Are you actually hungry, or are you just going to be a dick and pick at it to get me to shut up?

[She insulted out of love, Clark.]
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh huh. Yeah, well, if you're going to come hunt me down when I'm self destructing and baby me back to not being all bloody, expect me to pull my head out of my ass enough to give a shit that you're not eating and you're wrapped up in stuff. Deal with it, Clark.

[Translation: I kind of love you, shut the fuck up and let me.

She stopped talking to him, talking into the phone instead and ordering a rather large batch of food, doubles of things she remembered seeing him seem to enjoy, then hanging up and pouring herself another drink, watching him over the rim and daring him to say something.]
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[She slouched down a little, sipping more from her cup and hiding the smile.]

Don't get sappy. I don't want Alan giving me shit if you get the sniffles or wind up sick because you're not taking care of yourself.
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[A soft hum, because she always liked his hands on her, then she tipped her head up to look at him upside down.]

That reminds me, I got some oil from a job earlier. They said it's good for massages. You up to being my guinea pig later? Food, relaxation, and maybe a nap so I can feel less like a heel about not being here lately?
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[She grins, a smile that takes up her whole face before she realizes she's being a sappy shit and curbs it. Another clearing of her throat, and she's sipping her drink again, distracted by him and his stupid mouth.]

Well, I mean... for science...
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[personal profile] assholic 2018-01-12 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[She felt a pang of guilt, eyes skipping over to the book he'd set aside.]

You don't have to, you know. I'm not some needy... whatever. If you'd rather just chow down and go back to your book, that's fine.

[And it would be. Just knowing she'd done something for him when he'd done so much for her in return would make her feel better. But she also wouldn't turn down a night in with Clark if he was actually up for it.]

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Pornoville. On the sex-train.

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